So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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