I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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