We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I have aggressive nipples.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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