this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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