I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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