Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
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