This girl is more easily done than said...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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