The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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