I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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