How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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