I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
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