So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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