Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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