I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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