just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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