theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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