I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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