Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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