did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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