Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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