then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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