I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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