yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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