do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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