Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Who died my cat blue again?
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