Ambien. No doubt about it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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