I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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