D3 body, D1 cock
she looked like the before picture.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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