I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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