Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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