Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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