Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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