i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Damn victory sex feels great
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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