i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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