This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Ladies don't puke and tell
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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