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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I feel great
I just peed on a car
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I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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