Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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