Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize