I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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