How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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