I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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