then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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