I swear god or herbie drove my car home
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I didn't notice because vodka
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Terrible idea I love it
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She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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