I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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