I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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