I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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