Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
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You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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