is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Houston, we have a squirter
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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