Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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