perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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